I write short sentences to sell things.
My dalliance with paid wordsmithery began at age 10, when I launched my own quasi-weekly tabloid — handwritten and Xeroxed on both sides of a single 8.5"x17" sheet of paper. It was primarily ad-driven and made me literally dozens of dollars over a frenzied four-issue run.
Fast forward to the Minnesota Daily, then the largest college newspaper in the country, where I kicked around in editorial writing and sports reporting before spending a year as editor in chief.
My copywriting career began in Minneapolis, where I wrote cheeky product descriptions for Red Hot Shop — a little-known but much-loved outpost on Target.com. That led to an opportunity in Seattle, still writing for Target, only from much further away.
During my dozen-ish years in the Pacific Northwest, I had the good fortune to work with smart people and strong brands, on both the agency side and in-house. Then, in the middle of a global pandemic, I packed up my life, relocated to Sweden and took a job across the border in Denmark.
As I imagine a triumphant return to the States, I’m reminded of the words inscribed at the feet of Lady Liberty (only slightly paraphrased): Give me your tired, your boring, your muddled content — I will help your brand breathe free!
Imagining a world without typos.
Apparently also a spellcheck-free zone. Get a proofreader, @PlanetFitness, lest ye be judged. pic.twitter.com/CfoO0ofp5m
— Snark Chariot™ (@kirschty) January 5, 2019
Love the Gophers helmets + all-gold unis. But the MInnESOTA on the nameplate is HOrrIBLE. Don't mix cases. Ever.
— Snark Chariot™ (@kirschty) September 16, 2017
Pssst ... @realguyritchie ... there's a typo in your subtitle. #proofreaderforhire #haveyourpeoplecallmypeople pic.twitter.com/isvMUlY9B7
— Snark Chariot™ (@kirschty) November 11, 2015
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